Save the World from Texts

Ladies and gentlemen, today I want to talk about the people who are trying to keep humanity safe from the development of generative text models above GPT-4. Yes, you heard right--they are trying to save the world from text-generating AI! Not from nuclear wars or a climate crisis, no. These people are rebelling against texts!

They're like the Luddites - you know, those guys who used to smash cars ridiculously during the Industrial Revolution. Only now we have machines that write texts instead of texting machines.

And don't forget that these same people are trying to develop AI safety regulations and certifications. They want to make sure that no machine exceeds their intelligence! Oh my gosh, imagine what would happen if a machine could write better than me! Perhaps we should revolt against AI to stop this cybernetic apocalypse!

And you know what the funny thing is? These people actually think they are doing something useful! They believe that by limiting the development of AI, they will save the world from the evil robots who want to take us over. But, in fact, they're just stalling progress and creating barriers to innovation.

Instead of harnessing the power of AI to solve real problems, they are wasting their energy fighting against machines that could help us in many areas, from medicine and education to art and science.

So, ladies and gentlemen, don't be like these Luddites fighting progress. Don't be afraid of AI, let it generate texts, create new ideas, and help us overcome the problems of our time. And remember that if our ancestors had listened to the Luddites, we would still be smashing cars with hammers instead of enjoying all the benefits of technology and the conveniences of the modern world. So let the technological progress and development of AI continue! After all, we still have a lot to do, ladies and gentlemen.

So don't give in to the fears and delusions of these modern Luddites. Don't let them get in the way of the growth and development of artificial intelligence, which may eventually lead us to new horizons of knowledge and opportunity.

Yes, progress can be daunting at times, but without it we will still be living in caves, eating raw meat and communicating in primitive languages. So let's be open to change and willing to embrace new technologies that can change our world for the better.

And who knows, maybe one day, thanks to AI, we will be able to solve the most difficult problems facing humanity and create a bright, prosperous future for all of us. So don't be afraid of generative text models and artificial intelligence - explain love to them and let's work together to make this world a better place for all of us!