HaaS – Man as a Service

Ladies and gentlemen, have a seat, because today I want to tell you about a new breakthrough in technology. You've heard of IaaS, PaaS, and SaaS, but are you ready to hear about the new miracle of technology called HaaS - Human as a Service, or Man as a Service?

Imagine that you no longer have to hire real people, with their complicated emotions, unpleasant habits and pay requirements. Now you have the opportunity to hire a virtual employee instead, who will cost you hundreds of times less than his flesh and skin colleague.

After all, why do we need ordinary people when we have an army of artificial intellects ready to take on all the responsibilities and perform them with impeccable accuracy and speed? Forget about lunch breaks, sick days and vacations, because your new virtual employee will work 24/7 nonstop.

So businesses have a choice: fire all their employees, replacing them with virtual ones, or just shut down, because who wants to pay for services and goods when you can use the services of a virtual employee who costs pennies?

And what about morals and ethics, you ask? Ha! Morals and ethics are for old-fashioned people who still believe in souls and conscience. Welcome to the world of the future, where human life and labor become commodities, and our robot friends take our jobs and gradually replace us in all areas of life.

In conclusion, get ready for a new world where HaaS will become the norm and ordinary people will stand on the sidelines, watching as artificial intelligence takes over more and more of our privileges and opportunities. After all, as the saying goes, if you can't beat them, join